Sloth (originally untitled)

September 27th, 2007

Neopets had a poetry contest. I was nine.

Sloth is just the Neopet
Just the Neopet I say,
To rule Neopia
And have a fine day

But then there's the Defenders,
So strong and so smart
But I bet you that Sloth
Could wreck all of their hearts

Turns out there's a new ending
To “The Darkest Faerie”
Where Dr. Sloth eats the last Mortogberry!

And that is the end
To my ridiculous piece
Take that, Defenders of Neopia,
Or sloth'll attack you with geese!